don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
(Source: jakemalik, via orgasm)
do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan
when your hair looks nice but nobody compliments it
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?